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It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning

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(704): It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning http://tfl.nu/8zj7

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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell

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Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those

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(704): Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell (1-704): Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those http://tfl.nu/iyze

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She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.

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I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.

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Dude, you are the most awesome.

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(704): She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket. (1-704): I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court. (704): Dude, you are the most awesome. http://tfl.nu/z7ku

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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?

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(704): Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night? http://tfl.nu/zhm8

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My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.

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(704): My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search. http://tfl.nu/gxvg

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We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.

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(704): We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms. http://tfl.nu/m17c

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I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.

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(704): I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks. http://tfl.nu/gvia

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I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills

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(704): I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills http://tfl.nu/vb73

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Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.

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(704): Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now. http://tfl.nu/n39e

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The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.

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(704): The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night. http://tfl.nu/10ma

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HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?

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(704): HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES? http://tfl.nu/cu3x

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Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses

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(704): Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses http://tfl.nu/b9lj

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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.

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(704): I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month. http://tfl.nu/869w

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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.

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(704): That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes. http://tfl.nu/bf3h

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ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt

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(704): ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt http://tfl.nu/lv1t

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