Texts From Last Night · Last Night in (650)

Last Night in California (650)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Favorite
(650): View more from California

Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot. http://tfl.nu/jbjf

Replies (8) Good night (2987) Bad night (657) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom... http://tfl.nu/m3m8

Replies (3) Good night (2922) Bad night (932) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it. http://tfl.nu/8v3x

Replies (5) Good night (3994) Bad night (904) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(415): View more from California

He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.

(650): View more from California

.......................................

(415): View more from California

My thoughts exactly.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(415): He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic. (650): ....................................... (415): My thoughts exactly. http://tfl.nu/05rl

Replies (6) Good night (886) Bad night (2862)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating. http://tfl.nu/do4w

Replies (4) Good night (3263) Bad night (809)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila. http://tfl.nu/lwvd

Replies (12) Good night (4356) Bad night (968) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car http://tfl.nu/7wdo

Replies (5) Good night (1064) Bad night (3403) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty. http://tfl.nu/vy3j

Replies (81) Good night (10089) Bad night (2748)
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th http://tfl.nu/8el9

Replies (16) Good night (2000) Bad night (4318) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out. http://tfl.nu/w208

Replies (17) Good night (1273) Bad night (8794) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag. http://tfl.nu/1x8m

Replies (19) Good night (1283) Bad night (5126) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now http://tfl.nu/rdt3

Replies (23) Good night (3935) Bad night (1319) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart. http://tfl.nu/8dw8

Replies (18) Good night (5196) Bad night (1080) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question http://tfl.nu/hu7s

Replies (10) Good night (2632) Bad night (1040) Order T-Shirt
Favorite
(650): View more from California

so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

(1-650): View more from California

did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard
(650): so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet. (1-650): did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one? http://tfl.nu/1hzw

Replies (24) Good night (8031) Bad night (831) Order T-Shirt

Last Night in California (650)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

Find Us On: