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He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"

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(304): He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to" http://tfl.nu/krok

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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.

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(304): I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable. http://tfl.nu/maf5

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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?

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just fucking run.

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(304): i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape? (301): just fucking run. http://tfl.nu/0wzu

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Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.

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(304): Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms. http://tfl.nu/onlr

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Way to ruin everything

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I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid

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(614): Way to ruin everything (304): I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid http://tfl.nu/wv46

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Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.

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(304): Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened. http://tfl.nu/gr90

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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins

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(304): "So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins http://tfl.nu/eetx

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I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.

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(304): I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one. http://tfl.nu/3uie

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sorry

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why?

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oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?

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(301): sorry (304): why? (301): oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you? http://tfl.nu/0491

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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.

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(304): My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger. http://tfl.nu/dtz4

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She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?

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(304): She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life? http://tfl.nu/58z3

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Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY

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(304): Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY http://tfl.nu/auio

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I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.

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(304): I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me. http://tfl.nu/6i2r

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I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry

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(304): I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry http://tfl.nu/4kpv

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I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.

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(304): I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing. http://tfl.nu/fjwm

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