Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Washington (253)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident... http://tfl.nu/dmae
  Replies (16) Good night (1711) Bad night (1234) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation". http://tfl.nu/2gnt
  Replies (12) Good night (784) Bad night (2879) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight. http://tfl.nu/4pnr
  Replies (12) Good night (3227) Bad night (802) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this? http://tfl.nu/8b98
  Replies (7) Good night (2356) Bad night (1368) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions http://tfl.nu/59zh
  Replies (11) Good night (2220) Bad night (714) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty http://tfl.nu/bhaz
  Replies (3) Good night (648) Bad night (2684) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me. http://tfl.nu/mf2b
  Replies (11) Good night (2884) Bad night (719) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced. http://tfl.nu/7kbq
  Replies (38) Good night (3405) Bad night (2053) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid http://tfl.nu/62ef
  Replies (23) Good night (4461) Bad night (1290) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie http://tfl.nu/dtyw
  Replies (11) Good night (831) Bad night (3166) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever. http://tfl.nu/km2f
  Replies (4) Good night (2961) Bad night (650) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle. http://tfl.nu/sb1o
  Replies (12) Good night (3082) Bad night (877) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  When are you comin back?

  (1-253): View more from Washington

  probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): When are you comin back? (1-253): probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons http://tfl.nu/lgag
  Replies (3) Good night (1864) Bad night (613) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (253): View more from Washington

  These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (253): These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency http://tfl.nu/qlw6
  Replies (18) Good night (2758) Bad night (1013) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  It was just a squirrel

  (253): View more from Washington

  You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): It was just a squirrel (253): You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar http://tfl.nu/smls
  Replies (11) Good night (5626) Bad night (800)