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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?

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this is Aaron, hi

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(212): ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud? (1-212): this is Aaron, hi http://tfl.nu/ackd

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You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?

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Yeah?

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Stuck it in his pooper.

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(212): You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year? (475): Yeah? (212): Stuck it in his pooper. http://tfl.nu/y911

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your tears are not going to buy me drinks...

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(212): your tears are not going to buy me drinks... http://tfl.nu/o6xp

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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.

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(212): You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido. http://tfl.nu/8t44

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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.

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Please take video.

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(815): $1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween. (212): Please take video. http://tfl.nu/t1i5

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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.

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(212): I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it. http://tfl.nu/1ysm

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Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"

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(212): Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers" http://tfl.nu/w9dn

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so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before

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(212): so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before http://tfl.nu/29hu

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Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.

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(212): Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right. http://tfl.nu/eck5

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how was your night?

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well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?

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(609): how was your night? (212): well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was? http://tfl.nu/mtku

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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"

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(212): I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out" http://tfl.nu/blqb

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lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(212): lets start a swedish sibling band together http://tfl.nu/bq14

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I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.

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Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.

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(212): I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew. (503): Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word. http://tfl.nu/4en3

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i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.

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i hate you

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(813): i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you. (212): i hate you http://tfl.nu/mlwn

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I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.

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(212): I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants. http://tfl.nu/n3gu

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