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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym

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(949): Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym http://tfl.nu/zlhc

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The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.

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(949): The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk. http://tfl.nu/ipq9

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Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.

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(949): Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow. http://tfl.nu/wgn7

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At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?

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I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.

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(949): At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup? (714): I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive. http://tfl.nu/dqyc

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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.

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(949): Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand. http://tfl.nu/6vlj

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how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

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(949): how did we start talking about space blow jobs? http://tfl.nu/0fha

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He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.

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(949): He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men. http://tfl.nu/p93f

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Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.

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(949): Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities. http://tfl.nu/bc5t

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I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?

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OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.

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(626): I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me? (949): OH MY GOD. SO PROUD. http://tfl.nu/ybsq

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He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick

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(949): He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick http://tfl.nu/ka5e

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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex

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(949): And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex http://tfl.nu/q2uq

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Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.

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(949): Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you. http://tfl.nu/q3ie

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I have no words

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Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.

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(949): I have no words (951): Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water. http://tfl.nu/wxcd

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Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.

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(949): Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless. http://tfl.nu/j4zx

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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?

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(949): So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam? http://tfl.nu/9cgv

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