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Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.

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(617): Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane. http://tfl.nu/ph9r

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A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO

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(617): A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO http://tfl.nu/0cgy

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If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno

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(617): If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno http://tfl.nu/05ob

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We don't really communicate like that.

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Communicate like what?

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Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.

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(617): We don't really communicate like that. (781): Communicate like what? (617): Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants. http://tfl.nu/kuit

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Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing

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(617): Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing http://tfl.nu/5l2y

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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!

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(617): Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon! http://tfl.nu/3ja6

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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.

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(617): The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead. http://tfl.nu/eujj

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I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable

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(617): I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable http://tfl.nu/uhd1

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We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.

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(617): We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water. http://tfl.nu/gx4i

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my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.

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(617): my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store. http://tfl.nu/jy53

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Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.

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What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!

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(978): Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab. (617): What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family! http://tfl.nu/wlta

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A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?

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(617): A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck? http://tfl.nu/zk7d

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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.

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(617): Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas. http://tfl.nu/mhor

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An old lady WILL get vomited on today.

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(617): An old lady WILL get vomited on today. http://tfl.nu/4fpr

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Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex

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(617): Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex http://tfl.nu/il5u

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