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Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
if you like me you must not know who I am
Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
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