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I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.

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(+61): I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude. http://tfl.nu/5t8b

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You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.

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(+61): You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes. http://tfl.nu/b96e

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She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.

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(+61): She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level. http://tfl.nu/h0jn

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For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...

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(+61): For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up... http://tfl.nu/ld08

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woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME

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(+61): woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME http://tfl.nu/6fbk

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can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room

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(+61): can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room http://tfl.nu/484e

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Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.

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(+61): Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever. http://tfl.nu/klad

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You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.

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(+61): You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd. http://tfl.nu/nwi3

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Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.

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(+61): Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on. http://tfl.nu/q17g

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I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.

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(+61): I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that. http://tfl.nu/nlmq

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THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.

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(+61): THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE. http://tfl.nu/omc3

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We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere

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(+61): We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere http://tfl.nu/ed23

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I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast

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(+61): I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast http://tfl.nu/icj5

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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.

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(+61): It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination. http://tfl.nu/nbvv

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I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.

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(+61): I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7. http://tfl.nu/on6e

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