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8===D

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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.

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(412): 8===D (412): That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me. http://tfl.nu/yh0b

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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?

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stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.

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(412): so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head? (724): stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final. http://tfl.nu/zs0y

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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..

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(412): I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk.. http://tfl.nu/mdzo

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I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.

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(412): I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden. http://tfl.nu/eagc

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you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor

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(412): you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor http://tfl.nu/kbco

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Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?

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(412): Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass? http://tfl.nu/n93b

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Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"

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(412): Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her" http://tfl.nu/6lbz

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Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?

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(412): Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest? http://tfl.nu/7pdc

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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life

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(412): And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life http://tfl.nu/4nsr

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Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.

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(412): Dude, it's not gay. It's winter. http://tfl.nu/4ls1

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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.

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(412): I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again. http://tfl.nu/wa46

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Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls

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Dude, they all thought you were gay.

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(412): Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls (724): Dude, they all thought you were gay. http://tfl.nu/k7ip

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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.

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(412): He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night. http://tfl.nu/cf48

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The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!

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(412): The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!! http://tfl.nu/4cxl

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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out

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(412): Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out http://tfl.nu/mlh0

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