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allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.

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(239): allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee. http://tfl.nu/rbdo

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I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.

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I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.

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(239): I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning. (239): I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais. http://tfl.nu/n26p

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Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...

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(239): Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot... http://tfl.nu/oqxd

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I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.

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(239): I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN. http://tfl.nu/tffx

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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"

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(239): I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself" http://tfl.nu/9vkt

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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real

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(239): I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real http://tfl.nu/tylh

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I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories

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He could rock you to sleep

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(321): I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories (239): He could rock you to sleep http://tfl.nu/6xlx

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I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..

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(239): I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high.. http://tfl.nu/0y5k

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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(239): I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise? http://tfl.nu/0r1q

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dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.

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(239): dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me. http://tfl.nu/b0dd

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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.

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(239): so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are. http://tfl.nu/bpgx

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I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

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You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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(239): I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling (1-239): You hooked up with minors in a golf cart? http://tfl.nu/sx7k

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At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt

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(239): At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt http://tfl.nu/gv5c

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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass

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(239): i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass http://tfl.nu/a9ff

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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?

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Nah, just masturbating louder

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(239): Is it weird being in the house without any roommates? (813): Nah, just masturbating louder http://tfl.nu/cjwy

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