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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.

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(203): he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him. http://tfl.nu/z649

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i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat

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(203): i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat http://tfl.nu/frov

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can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?

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(203): can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town? http://tfl.nu/qtp4

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Who wears a wallet chain?!

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(203): Who wears a wallet chain?! http://tfl.nu/1rec

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Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.

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(203): Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states. http://tfl.nu/jgy9

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there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...

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(203): there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it... http://tfl.nu/nw7o

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the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...

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dibs.

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(203): the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces... (603): dibs. http://tfl.nu/d3kw

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it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up

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(203): it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up http://tfl.nu/co6p

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i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

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morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

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oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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(203): i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much. (813): morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU (203): oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor. http://tfl.nu/75bu

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she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying

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but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she

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(301): she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying (203): but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she http://tfl.nu/l9o1

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She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.

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(203): She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock. http://tfl.nu/zr1r

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There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go

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Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head

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(203): There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go (860): Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head http://tfl.nu/c9x5

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listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating

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(203): listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating http://tfl.nu/olru

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my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.

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(203): my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus. http://tfl.nu/bisy

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walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.

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(203): walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers. http://tfl.nu/bvxk

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