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I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i was born a porn star she said
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
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