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Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb

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it's ELEVEN

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thirty

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(310): Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb (209): it's ELEVEN (310): thirty http://tfl.nu/ukrj

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you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.

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(310): you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday. http://tfl.nu/y9g2

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i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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(310): i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week." http://tfl.nu/whj8

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Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..

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(310): Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand.. http://tfl.nu/3e9c

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you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.

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(310): you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk. http://tfl.nu/32ev

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Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.

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I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.

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(310): Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail. (310): I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore. http://tfl.nu/tf34

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Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.

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(310): Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar. http://tfl.nu/dxcg

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kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.

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damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.

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(310): kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley. (1-310): damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now. http://tfl.nu/1545

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we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again

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(310): we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again http://tfl.nu/lt5n

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i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"

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(310): i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto" http://tfl.nu/o359

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Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.

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(310): Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist. http://tfl.nu/cj2p

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she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.

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(310): she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category. http://tfl.nu/bs6u

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she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator

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(310): she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator http://tfl.nu/t2x8

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It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...

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(310): It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass... http://tfl.nu/egbe

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So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

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(310): So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops? http://tfl.nu/jkax

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