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its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.

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(412): its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him. http://tfl.nu/d3m1

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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime

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...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname

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(412): the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime (724): ...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname http://tfl.nu/hnce

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words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.

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(412): words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing. http://tfl.nu/a6am

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Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living

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This is sufficient.

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(412): Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living (1-412): bhystjhitsjhtiajielrfrhaug (412): This is sufficient. http://tfl.nu/p15m

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Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"

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(412): Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces" http://tfl.nu/4r9u

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My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.

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(412): My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him. http://tfl.nu/tue9

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For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early

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(412): For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early http://tfl.nu/4ftf

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im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.

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(412): im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs. http://tfl.nu/u0xf

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you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..

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ya and it worked didnt it??

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(412): you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron.. (614): ya and it worked didnt it?? http://tfl.nu/b3g5

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How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?

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Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit

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(412): How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body? (1-412): Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit http://tfl.nu/2oue

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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later

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(412): we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later http://tfl.nu/u7bo

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Drinking in an igloo changes everything.

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(412): Drinking in an igloo changes everything. http://tfl.nu/71hs

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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.

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(412): thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out. http://tfl.nu/825u

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I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar

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(412): I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar http://tfl.nu/dooq

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i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal

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(412): i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal http://tfl.nu/nm22

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