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What should our trivia night team be named?

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Define Statutory

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(206): What should our trivia night team be named? (925): Define Statutory http://tfl.nu/hrvk

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Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.

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(206): Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it. http://tfl.nu/tro9

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I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.

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(206): I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work. http://tfl.nu/jzpk

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two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?

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only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.

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(360): two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it? (206): only if you didn't want to fuck up your life. http://tfl.nu/bqd4

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i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man

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(206): i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man http://tfl.nu/40et

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Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.

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(206): Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend. http://tfl.nu/38e6

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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?

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(206): Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug? http://tfl.nu/56z8

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Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.

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(206): Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial. http://tfl.nu/2fb2

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So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?

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(206): So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia? http://tfl.nu/7m55

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I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole

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There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian

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(206): I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole (425): There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian http://tfl.nu/pttl

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i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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(360): i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man (206): ? (360): he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH! http://tfl.nu/k0fi

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I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner

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(206): I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner http://tfl.nu/6elk

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I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.

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Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.

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(206): I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light. (1-206): Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had. http://tfl.nu/n63r

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She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.

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(206): She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe. http://tfl.nu/i5qc

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I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!

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Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.

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(206): I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night! (253): Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out. http://tfl.nu/4dtb

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