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Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this

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(978): Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this http://tfl.nu/fyek

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every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.

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(978): every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y. http://tfl.nu/xtds

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dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.

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woah 15?

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i know! what is this dateline?

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(978): dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation. (1-978): woah 15? (978): i know! what is this dateline? http://tfl.nu/8i0q

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Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant

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Good decisions....

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Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up

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(401): Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant (978): Good decisions.... (401): Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up http://tfl.nu/4ade

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i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened

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(978): i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened http://tfl.nu/l318

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Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?

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Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom

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(978): Why are you at a bar in Connecticut? (617): Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom http://tfl.nu/akoi

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I would do horrible things to your vagina.

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Prove it.

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(617): I would do horrible things to your vagina. (978): Prove it. http://tfl.nu/qld3

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Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.

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(978): Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you. http://tfl.nu/pcz9

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I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.

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(978): I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it. http://tfl.nu/p2ch

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I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling

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(978): I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling http://tfl.nu/hfj0

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Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it

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(978): Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it http://tfl.nu/f2y4

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you're drinking in the law library????

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...not a bad idea....

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probably not a good idea either.

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(978): you're drinking in the law library???? (978): ...not a bad idea.... (508): probably not a good idea either. http://tfl.nu/gi3r

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you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.

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I guess I misjudged your gender.

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(508): you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity. (978): I guess I misjudged your gender. http://tfl.nu/83hj

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I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.

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(978): I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud. http://tfl.nu/nbnf

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I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record

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(978): I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record http://tfl.nu/cq61

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