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This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend

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Yeah but those French chicks did get naked

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(404): This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend (917): Yeah but those French chicks did get naked http://tfl.nu/3ob7

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I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.

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(917): I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome. http://tfl.nu/srjh

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Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?

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Vagina

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(917): Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type? (212): Vagina http://tfl.nu/du5r

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I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.

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so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay

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(917): I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical. (201): so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay http://tfl.nu/58z1

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it was a shit show

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We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.

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(310): it was a shit show (917): We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet. http://tfl.nu/uvin

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will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?

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(917): will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight? http://tfl.nu/ex8f

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Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes

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God bless Atlanta.

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(917): Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes (610): God bless Atlanta. http://tfl.nu/oxn2

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He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.

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(917): He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat. http://tfl.nu/cst7

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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.

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(917): I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating. http://tfl.nu/k0kr

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Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.

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I could have done it in 2

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(917): Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts. (978): I could have done it in 2 http://tfl.nu/64hz

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I am lonely and I want to touch your beard

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(917): I am lonely and I want to touch your beard http://tfl.nu/xi4z

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I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.

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(917): I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved. http://tfl.nu/p2yu

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i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.

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(917): i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does. http://tfl.nu/fsmd

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I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.

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(917): I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom. http://tfl.nu/7aa5

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And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(917) And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater. http://tfl.nu/gzmt

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