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Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
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