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I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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