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I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark

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(206): I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark http://tfl.nu/8yek

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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.

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(206): he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina. http://tfl.nu/gr4l

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he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy

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(206): he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy http://tfl.nu/mh40

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i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.

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(206): i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to. http://tfl.nu/oxy7

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I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.

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(206): I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days. http://tfl.nu/extb

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Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.

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i'm in love

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(206): Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15. (425): i'm in love http://tfl.nu/ppcv

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Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.

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(206): Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick. http://tfl.nu/0596

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Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.

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(206): Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is. http://tfl.nu/56s9

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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.

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for sure. did you let him do it?

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thats not the point.

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(206): i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship. (425): for sure. did you let him do it? (206): thats not the point. http://tfl.nu/qjrv

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sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before

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(206): sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before http://tfl.nu/9maa

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when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.

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(206): when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp. http://tfl.nu/bpd1

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genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer

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(206): genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer http://tfl.nu/ip3a

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I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.

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(206): I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship. http://tfl.nu/9mk5

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I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.

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(206): I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese. http://tfl.nu/0pie

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Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.

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(206): Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability. http://tfl.nu/ef1b

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