Texts From Last Night

Last Night in Tennessee (931)

Sort By: Date / Good Night / Bad Night

• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure http://tfl.nu/hlh0
  Replies (2) Good night (527) Bad night (258) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril http://tfl.nu/vmx1
  Replies (9) Good night (200) Bad night (762) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass. http://tfl.nu/ezy8
  Replies (10) Good night (1279) Bad night (341) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA http://tfl.nu/jla7
  Replies (2) Good night (798) Bad night (209) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running http://tfl.nu/vdeh
  Replies (5) Good night (570) Bad night (505) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA http://tfl.nu/dpqi
  Replies (5) Good night (288) Bad night (961) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance http://tfl.nu/e8cg
  Replies (4) Good night (346) Bad night (704) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating. http://tfl.nu/zfrb
  Replies (9) Good night (1250) Bad night (378) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  did i really sing to your nipples last night?

  (731): View more from Tennessee

  yes. and it was oddly very seductive

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): did i really sing to your nipples last night? (731): yes. and it was oddly very seductive http://tfl.nu/t5a8
  Replies (2) Good night (1319) Bad night (392)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds. http://tfl.nu/alhy
  Replies (1) Good night (802) Bad night (335) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman. http://tfl.nu/vuix
  Replies (11) Good night (1200) Bad night (664) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome http://tfl.nu/562n
  Replies (5) Good night (1513) Bad night (377) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough http://tfl.nu/s0pj
  Replies (4) Good night (392) Bad night (988) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.

  (480): View more from Arizona

  I told you I would

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me. (480): I told you I would (931): I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend http://tfl.nu/o3w2
  Replies (7) Good night (2045) Bad night (458)
• Favorite

  (931): View more from Tennessee

  nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (931): nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot. http://tfl.nu/k46y
  Replies (5) Good night (1067) Bad night (353) Order T-Shirt