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I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
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