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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.

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(731): Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze. http://tfl.nu/erxr

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He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.

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(731): He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver. http://tfl.nu/fyob

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She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?

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(731): She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club? http://tfl.nu/0go2

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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?

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(731): There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight? http://tfl.nu/39pd

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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?

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(731): What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry? http://tfl.nu/iiar

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did i really sing to your nipples last night?

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yes. and it was oddly very seductive

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(931): did i really sing to your nipples last night? (731): yes. and it was oddly very seductive http://tfl.nu/t5a8

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Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.

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(731): Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me. http://tfl.nu/smua

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Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...

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(731): Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels... http://tfl.nu/6gyu

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new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.

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ohh what kind?

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(731): new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street. (1-731): ohh what kind? http://tfl.nu/u9xt

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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....

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(731): He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars.... http://tfl.nu/aa23

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Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(731): Oral text is very safe with the right protection. http://tfl.nu/ixvp

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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.

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(731): I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come. http://tfl.nu/qxho

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He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me

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(731): He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me http://tfl.nu/hoyn

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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.

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(731): you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful. http://tfl.nu/8o0g

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I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.

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Talk to you next week

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(731): I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period. (601): Talk to you next week http://tfl.nu/n6cb

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