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just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.

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(845): just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever. http://tfl.nu/d1ay

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I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.

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(845): I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point. http://tfl.nu/3ngc

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would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?

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(845): would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high? http://tfl.nu/v2jv

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Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk

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(845): Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk http://tfl.nu/am6s

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I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.

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Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.

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(845): I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell. (845): Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts. http://tfl.nu/04jv

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Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER

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(845): Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER http://tfl.nu/alba

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First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...

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(845): First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio... http://tfl.nu/v0nt

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It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.

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(845): It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time. http://tfl.nu/ka3h

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puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.

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(845): puked in the new hous. now it's officially home. http://tfl.nu/sb2t

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I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him

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(845): I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him http://tfl.nu/y1pg

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Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?

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(845): Do brothers usually kiss their sisters? http://tfl.nu/7etx

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It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.

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(845): It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot. http://tfl.nu/ztf1

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so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....

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(845): so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again.... http://tfl.nu/lj9p

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its like an ocean threw up right in your lap

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(845): its like an ocean threw up right in your lap http://tfl.nu/b2xa

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im poppin the ladies like they're bacne

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(845): im poppin the ladies like they're bacne http://tfl.nu/xag8

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