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You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..

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(206): You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack.. http://tfl.nu/nf69

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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case

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(206): I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case http://tfl.nu/pt7p

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puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds

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(206): puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds http://tfl.nu/vlbj

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he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.

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(206): he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him. http://tfl.nu/ufis

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well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas

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(206): well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas http://tfl.nu/i2gq

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I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill

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(206): I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill http://tfl.nu/rtkb

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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.

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(206): i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate. http://tfl.nu/mwsu

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imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.

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Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.

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(206): imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk. (206): Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy. http://tfl.nu/ynk1

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I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.

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(206): I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed. http://tfl.nu/hhhb

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She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.

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(206): She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy. http://tfl.nu/ixzo

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you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."

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(206): you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing." http://tfl.nu/7ght

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When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?

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(206): When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle? http://tfl.nu/8gva

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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.

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(206): Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story. http://tfl.nu/dytn

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he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.

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(206): he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff. http://tfl.nu/ss2c

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he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone

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(206): he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone http://tfl.nu/bnn4

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