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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%

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(415): If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49% http://tfl.nu/98jc

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I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?

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Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.

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Watch for tornadoes.

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(415): I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana? (512): Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought. (415): Watch for tornadoes. http://tfl.nu/7qwf

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chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate

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i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube

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(702): chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate (415): i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube http://tfl.nu/nhs2

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Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling

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God, I love San Francisco.

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(415): Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling (415): God, I love San Francisco. http://tfl.nu/z7fc

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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.

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What...you let him do that?

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It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow

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(650): so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow. (415): What...you let him do that? (650): It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow http://tfl.nu/aum0

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JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP

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(415): JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP http://tfl.nu/adca

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fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.

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(415): fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background. http://tfl.nu/i9c0

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what ever happened to devon sawa?

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fuck...who knows?

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i'm really worried about him.

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(951): what ever happened to devon sawa? (415): fuck...who knows? (951): i'm really worried about him. http://tfl.nu/sfvp

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How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome

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(415): How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome http://tfl.nu/pei8

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Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.

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(415): Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer. http://tfl.nu/s996

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I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.

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(415): I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made. http://tfl.nu/o1d2

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he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that. http://tfl.nu/4u76

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And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"

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What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.

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He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."

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(415): And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!" (1-415): What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy. (415): He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie." http://tfl.nu/chbe

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i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian

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(415): i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian http://tfl.nu/vq1a

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Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?

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(415): Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust? http://tfl.nu/brsq

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