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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
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