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hey. who tried to drive me home last night?

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not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?

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i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.

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(850): hey. who tried to drive me home last night? (904): not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"? (850): i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants. http://tfl.nu/wk6x

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someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.

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(904): someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude. http://tfl.nu/xhi6

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I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...

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(904): I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem... http://tfl.nu/1w4y

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i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.

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(904): i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina. http://tfl.nu/j0mi

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I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.

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(904): I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever. http://tfl.nu/t49u

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If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it

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(904): If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it http://tfl.nu/oeec

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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.

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(904): You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus. http://tfl.nu/zy6a

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We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese

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(904): We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese http://tfl.nu/clhz

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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot

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(904): at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot http://tfl.nu/zopv

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ID DO HER

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SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK

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(904): ID DO HER (1-904): SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK http://tfl.nu/y38s

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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"

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(904): When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit" http://tfl.nu/bodh

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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.

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(904): i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial. http://tfl.nu/yyq8

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i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy

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(904): i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy http://tfl.nu/fggt

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Was it cool?

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About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.

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(904): Was it cool? (1-904): About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon. http://tfl.nu/28fv

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my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you

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girlfriend?

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(904): my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you (386): girlfriend? http://tfl.nu/fzzr

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