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  Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??

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  (702): Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks?? http://tfl.nu/ct6g
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  Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.

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  Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.

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  (702): Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out. (1-702): Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh. http://tfl.nu/n3th
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  yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.

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  (702): yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark. http://tfl.nu/ahfc
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  I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.

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  (702): I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal. http://tfl.nu/8mte
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  can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt

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  maybe shoes and water too

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  oh and maybe a noose to hang myself

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  (702): can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt (702): maybe shoes and water too (702): oh and maybe a noose to hang myself http://tfl.nu/qxrs
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  Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.

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  (702): Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks. http://tfl.nu/8gmt
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  I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.

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  Are you high?

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  No. That's why it's odd

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  (510): I think I speak chipmunk. Odd. (702): Are you high? (510): No. That's why it's odd http://tfl.nu/ybok
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  grinding to god bless the USA? really?

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  shut up

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  (702): grinding to god bless the USA? really? (860): shut up http://tfl.nu/llw2
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  Kareoke will never be a sober sport

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  (702): Kareoke will never be a sober sport http://tfl.nu/39pw
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  yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.

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  Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??

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  (615): yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom. (702): Bro... we didn't even hang out last night?? http://tfl.nu/2ylu
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  **** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha

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  (702): **** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha http://tfl.nu/p7u5
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  I love you!

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  You're insane

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  Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!

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  Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha

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  (702): I love you! (323): You're insane (702): Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u! (702): Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha http://tfl.nu/wtaa
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