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you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?

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Woah.

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that's not how you spell hell yes.

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(918): you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you? (1-918): Woah. (918): that's not how you spell hell yes. http://tfl.nu/i519

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i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.

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Special does not even begin to describe that text.

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(323): i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet. (918): Special does not even begin to describe that text. http://tfl.nu/d8xn

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I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo

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Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought

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(405): I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo (918): Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought http://tfl.nu/a8il

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She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...

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(918): She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger... http://tfl.nu/dhcq

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Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?

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You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.

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I wish there were wingman of the year awards.

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(405): Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk? (918): You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush. (405): I wish there were wingman of the year awards. http://tfl.nu/wr2g

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The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.

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(918): The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God. http://tfl.nu/l6po

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Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.

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(918): Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited. http://tfl.nu/jj7l

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Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance

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(918): Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance http://tfl.nu/628h

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Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.

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And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.

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(918): Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted. (918): And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail. http://tfl.nu/06cg

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Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...

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(918): Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic... http://tfl.nu/yey5

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I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.

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(918): I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed. http://tfl.nu/bpmv

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It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.

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(918): It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk. http://tfl.nu/5huo

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Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.

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I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.

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(918): Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama. (515): I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott. http://tfl.nu/z2im

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Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(918): Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken. http://tfl.nu/pmvb

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I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.

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(918): I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell. http://tfl.nu/i4f8

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