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Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!

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(843): Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes! http://tfl.nu/yo6w

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trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.

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(843): trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts. http://tfl.nu/p33l

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plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.

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(843): plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone. http://tfl.nu/rlid

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I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month

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(843): I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month http://tfl.nu/ssqy

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THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

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Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(843): THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in (843): Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine. http://tfl.nu/rmt2

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ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...

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(843): ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now... http://tfl.nu/ndt5

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Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.

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(843): Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call. http://tfl.nu/3web

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Nice meating you last night

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Not a typo

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(843): Nice meating you last night (843): Not a typo http://tfl.nu/icxk

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I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.

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(843): I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's. http://tfl.nu/1kcz

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lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.

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Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.

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(843): lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff. (404): Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks. http://tfl.nu/3kb3

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the red head has a bf

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just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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(843): the red head has a bf (1-843): just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score http://tfl.nu/bdta

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Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true

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(843): Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true http://tfl.nu/y8hf

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Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.

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(843): Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca. http://tfl.nu/m05t

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This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.

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(843): This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit. http://tfl.nu/ua7t

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We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?

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You're upset about this?

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(803): We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF? (843): You're upset about this? http://tfl.nu/f42n

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