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Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
the day after is always just damage control
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
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