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He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
no you cant smoke seaweed
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
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