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You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"

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(414): You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!" http://tfl.nu/0oge

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can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long

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aren't you going with children?

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(414): can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long (1-414): aren't you going with children? http://tfl.nu/9f28

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Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?

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(414): Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it? http://tfl.nu/v9cq

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He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"

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(414): He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly" http://tfl.nu/s1qp

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so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.

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you're right.

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(414): so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment. (262): you're right. http://tfl.nu/ypcs

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dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.

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(414): dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian. http://tfl.nu/yfk0

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I skipped work to stalk him.

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(414): I skipped work to stalk him. http://tfl.nu/vhpg

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i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.

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she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.

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are you serious?

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(414): i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it. (719): she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her. (414): are you serious? http://tfl.nu/esul

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I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.

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(414): I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex. http://tfl.nu/ut6h

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My bed smells like naked

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Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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(630): My bed smells like naked (414): Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes http://tfl.nu/anqj

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hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.

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(414): hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me. http://tfl.nu/ash4

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dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down

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wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?

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(414): dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down (920): wtf? who are you bitching about me to now? http://tfl.nu/k0ih

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didnt we say no more talking to eachother

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it will help you get over me i promise

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im horny

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ok i will unlock the door

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(906): didnt we say no more talking to eachother (906): it will help you get over me i promise (414): im horny (906): ok i will unlock the door http://tfl.nu/m6ae

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i'm going to rape that little man

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omg not your brother

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(414): i'm going to rape that little man (414): omg not your brother http://tfl.nu/01hx

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We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us

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(414): We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us http://tfl.nu/5d2p

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