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She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
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