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I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
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