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Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
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