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so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
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