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happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
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