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(203): View more from Connecticut

he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?

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(850): View more from Florida

It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking

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(214): View more from Texas

could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?

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(316): View more from Kansas

And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...

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(817): View more from Texas

just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.

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(850): View more from Florida

I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.

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(334): View more from Alabama

Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.

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