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I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.

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Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls

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is that a poem?!

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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.

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he said he didn't have a condom.

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and you said?

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that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.

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