Texts From Last Night · vaalraines018's Favorites

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

vaalraines018's Favorites Texts:

Sort By: Date Favorited / Date Posted / Good Night / Bad Night

ADVERTISEMENT

(248): View more from Michigan

He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.

Fav 10 2729 1339
share tweet
(646): View more from New York

Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

(1-646): View more from New York

what. the. fuck.

Fav 55 6054 1339
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

(503): View more from Oregon

I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.

Fav 23 7649 1471
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(214): View more from Texas

She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca

Fav 19 1751 7370
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT