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(740): View more from Ohio

His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"

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(519): View more from Ontario

all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"

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(512): View more from Texas

Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.

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(404): View more from Georgia

So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?

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(845): View more from New York

She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".

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(573): View more from Missouri

Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.

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