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(+27): View more from South Africa

My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.

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(718): View more from New York

Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions

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(904): View more from Florida

Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?

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six.

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Oh, I thought it was higher.

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No, that would be the Matt's

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(519): View more from Ontario

and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"

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(585): View more from New York

I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat

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(410): View more from Maryland

He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.

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True romance of the 21st century.

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(703): View more from Virginia

As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".

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