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(480): View more from Arizona

You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone

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(231): View more from Michigan

OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.

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Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.

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(256): View more from Alabama

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..

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(314): View more from Missouri

You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(440): View more from Ohio

As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.

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