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Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
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