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(519): View more from Ontario

so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.

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(218): View more from Minnesota

Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments

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You know how I know you're gay?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.

(843): View more from South Carolina

drunk me is so punny.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.

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I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?

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(773): View more from Illinois

If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.

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(317): View more from Indiana

What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?

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