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(714): View more from California

we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet

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(815): View more from Illinois

I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance

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(727): View more from Florida

I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

professor came back from spring break missing a tooth

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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
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(415): View more from California

When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"

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(302): View more from Delaware

Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.

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