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(405): View more from Oklahoma

So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends

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(410): View more from Maryland

It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis

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(303): View more from Colorado

he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century

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(248): View more from Michigan

There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...

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(310): View more from California

I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?

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(812): View more from Indiana

CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.

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(518): View more from New York

MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.

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